Drafted

The household is pleased to announce that the 2009 draft was completed this past Sunday. A full slate of games was selected and pre-season trading is expected to get underway shortly.

In business news, household commodity analysts recommend decisive action to secure the portfolio, issuing a strong "Buy" on Teixeira. Industry concensus on Dunn, however, is a guarded "Are you serious? Pass."

The household "accu-whether" service is calling for a 60% chance of cheering, hampered only by the lingering presence of GM Bowden. If Bowden maintains current strength and heads in a decision-making direction, fans can expect the impact to be felt throughout the season, with scattered to heavy frustration of up to 50%. Our forecast also shows a 70 to 80% chance of light to mild grousing, with southwesterly gusts of cursing in innings 6 through 9.

Powerball lottery quick picks for the number of games Nick Johnson will play before incurring his 2009 season-ending injury are: 4, 6, 12, 15 and 24.

Also, we want Rauch back. And can someone wash Screech? That is one FOUL FOWL. P.U.!

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